Yearbook advisors who thought they should be able to tell me-a photographer with a Masters Degree, no less- how the portraits I submit to the yearbook should look! I wonder how they would feel if I told them how to lay out the yearbook?

So I decided that life was too short to deal with spinsters and hags who are jealous of how attractive young people are and therefore try to force everyone into the same boring, uniform look. So, I don't do studio portraiture anymore. Since the spinsters thought bare shoulders might be “too provocative” (gee, and we don't even have a Muslim High School around here!), I don't do the black portrait drape for the girls any longer.

I do what I do best: make YOU look GOOD, wearing the clothes YOU want to wear.

I can make you a portrait for the yearbook--it will meet the yearbook specifications. If they tell you that you look waaay too hot for the yearbook or that you look like a model...well, I guess you'll have to deal with that on your own.

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